I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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