is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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