Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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