She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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