I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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