Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
