Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
this boner is exhausting
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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