i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You have to summon your inner elephant
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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