dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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