Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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