And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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