you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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