and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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