Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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