fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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