I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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