What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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