Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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