So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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