I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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