you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
