I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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