During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
do herpes really smell.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You can make out without kissing
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