Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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