Yo dont text me then not text me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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