Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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