dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
