is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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