it hurts more in the daytime
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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