you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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