Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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