No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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