You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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