..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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