Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
40s are totally the cure
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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