Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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