Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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