so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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