I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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