I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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