the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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