when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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