just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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