spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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