Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
