Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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