So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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