yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
are you so shy because you have an std?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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