lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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