How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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