at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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